Basically, this guide from Germany is not about how to avoid electrocution, but how to die in unpleasant and incredibly improbable ways. Like peeing on an electric wire.
Man, and I always thought that sounded so fun.
The best part about this, though, is the comments that the viewers left on the images.
Just so you know you wont kill yourself from peeing on electric. On Mythbusters they tried, but the stream is not consistent enough, it is more like rain then a straight stream.